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Survivor, why can’t you do things right? [spoiler]

Week after week, I wait for the remaining survivors to band together and take out Russell. He’s really not that good. Especially this season.

Last season he found, what was it, like three hidden immunity idols without a clue. Okay, that was impressive, but this season? There were so many chances to get him out and the biggest plays were made by JT and by Parvati.

JT, the idiot, gave his immunity idol to Russell while they were still on opposite teams. He made a big, STUPID move. Parvati made a huge play (that I never would have thought of or had the courage to do) when she used two idols at once, and neither of them for herself in an effort to keep the numbers in her alliance. That was the best tribal council blindside this entire season and there were some great blindsides.

Russell is also the biggest sore loser and there’s no logic to his sore-loser-rants. In tonight’s episode he kept saying what a bad move Jerri made by not picking him for the reward and it didn’t make sense for her to choose Parvati first. Uhhhh Parvati gave Jerri one of those immunity idols that saved her and sent JT packing. Oh, getting back to that tribal council where JT went home: as JT was exiting, he shook Russell’s hand and gave him credit for blindsiding him. No, Parvati blindsided you. Russell didn’t even know that Parvati had the other idol or that she was going to use one on Sandra and the other on Jerri. P-A-R-V-A-T-I.

Getting back to tonight’s episode…Parvati and Sandra had a perfect opportunity to vote Russell out. Blindside his ass, ya know? But no. They blindsided Rupert. RUPERT! Sheesh…why don’t these people know how to play?

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